hi, i’m noobita

welcome to my corner of the internet, a safe space that has absolutely zero logic and where impulse decisions are very much appreciated. here are some things you should know about me before we move forward-

 

i’m not an influencer. i’m just perpetually influenced.

i see one random reel about a lip tint that “changed someone’s life,” and suddenly i’m spending a major chunk of my salary convincing myself that i too need that shade of emotional stability. or maybe i saw someone style a belt as a top and wondered if my d-cup self could pull that off without being arrested for indecent exposure.

 

this blog is basically my diary of hot (and occasionally room-temperature) takes on everything under the sun- books that made me feel things i can’t quite articulate, skincare that promised me glass skin but gave me an existential crisis, makeup that made me look like a circus clown, fashion choices that are wildly impractical, and random thoughts no one asked for, plus rants that probably should’ve stayed in my notes app.

 

i don’t claim to be an expert. i’m just a noob with too many opinions and too little self-control. but hey, at least i’m honest about it.

i whine, i rant, i spiral, and occasionally, very occasionally, i make sense. but mostly, i just exist on the internet like nobita would if he had wifi and a caffeine addiction.

 

so, welcome to the mess.

pull up a chair, lower your expectations, and let’s collectively justify our poor life choices together.

 

love,

noobita